What's a joke you haven't used yet, but are dying to share?

Last Updated: 03.07.2025 06:13

What's a joke you haven't used yet, but are dying to share?

No go.

So, the docs changed it to read

Hysterias & Posteriors

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Just Forget it!

Dr.Smith & Dr.Jones

No, not a chance

Eum labore eaque vel aspernatur magnam modi rem.

share office space ...

Schizoids & Haemorrhoids

Then came..

As an atheist don't you really feel fear for committing sins which are not violating national laws?

Manic Depressives & Anal Retentives

Dr.Smith was a Psychiatrist & Dr.Jones was a Proctologist (Colon to Anus)

This was also not acceptable, so they again changed the sign to

What are some uses for cucumbers other than eating them plain or in salads?

The town council was livid and insisted they change it.

Still no good.

Lost Souls & Butt Holes

Gigi Hadid, Bradley Cooper, Brad Pitt, and Ines de Ramon’s New York Date Night Had a Dress Code - Vogue

Still no good

Dr.Smith & Dr.Jones...

I hope you enjoy this as much as I did.

How do I deal with autistic burnout/meltdown/shutdown when cooking?

Catatonics & High Colonics

Unacceptable again!

Almost at their wits end, the docs finally came up with...

Do women like watching men sucking men?

They put up a sign reading

Specializing in Odds & Ends.

Thumbs down again.

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So they tried

Another attempt resulted in ...

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Nuts and Butts

Two best friends graduated from medical school at the same time & decided that in spite of two different specialties, they would open a practice together to

Minds and Behinds

What are "the new net zero jobs of tomorrow" that SNP's Stephen Flynn says his party would create?

Analysis & Anal Cysts

Next, they tried...

Everyone loved it.

Freaks and Cheeks

No way

Loons and Moons